I don't want an iPod. I've never used an iPod. Like electronic organizers and hover-bikes, they're just another doohickey I don't need and have no interest in wasting time learning how to use. I have a music player that's modestly-priced, reliable and only plays music. I like that that's all it does, as opposed to: my taxes, my hair and a great impersonation of Christopher Walken.
So. Just when I'm sick of hearing my coworker gush about her new 8gb iPod Touch, a friend who, apparently, is made entirely of serendipity, sends me this:
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
I am vindictated. And sleepy. Seacrest out, yo.
"No horror can be more terrible than the daily torture of the commonplace." --HP Lovecraft