I'm about sixteen pages worth of Dear Jesus letters in, but my favorite has to be on page seven:
if there really was a god why does he let children get raped
Because the sweet, sweet tears only make Him stronger...
What's horrible to me isn't so much that I find that hilarious, but that if the Old Testament god were real? The best we could expect is a gargantuan indifference to the suffering of innocents, and at worst, well. . . .
"No horror can be more terrible than the daily torture of the commonplace." --HP Lovecraft